{"id":27,"date":"2009-11-29T06:35:37","date_gmt":"2009-11-29T14:35:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/powderstache.com\/?page_id=27"},"modified":"2019-05-20T12:41:21","modified_gmt":"2019-05-20T20:41:21","slug":"powderstache-profiles","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/powderstache.com\/?page_id=27","title":{"rendered":"Powderstache Members"},"content":{"rendered":"<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"3\" cellpadding=\"2\" width=\"550\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"background-color: #000000;\" colspan=\"3\" width=\"100%\">\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"100%\"><span class=\"ctitle\"> Cobalt (Ryan Court)<\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"100%\" align=\"right\">\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"3\" cellpadding=\"2\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/snowflake.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/snowflake.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/snowflake.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/snowflake.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/snowflake.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"200\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/ryan.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<td width=\"20\"><\/td>\n<td width=\"330\" valign=\"top\">\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"2\" cellpadding=\"2\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"60\" height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Type:<\/td>\n<td>Board<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Speed:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"170\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Skill:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"160\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Humor:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"140\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Adaptability:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Sobriety:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"110\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Stache:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"140\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">Overall:<\/td>\n<td>Cobalt is walking proof that a slow foot doesn&#8217;t necessarily mean a slow board.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"3\" cellpadding=\"2\" width=\"550\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"background-color: #000000;\" colspan=\"3\" width=\"100%\">\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"100%\"><span class=\"ctitle\"> SnowDog (Jason Graczyk)<\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"100%\" align=\"right\">\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"3\" cellpadding=\"2\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/snowflake.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/snowflake.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/snowflake.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/snowflake.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/snowflake.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"200\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/graczyk.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<td width=\"20\"><\/td>\n<td width=\"330\" valign=\"top\">\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"2\" cellpadding=\"2\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"60\" height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Type:<\/td>\n<td>Ski<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Speed:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Skill:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Humor:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"155\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Adaptability:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"130\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Sobriety:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"30\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Stache:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"120\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">Overall:<\/td>\n<td>One of SnowDog&#8217;s slickest moves is working in billable hours on the trip.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"3\" cellpadding=\"2\" width=\"550\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"background-color: #000000;\" colspan=\"3\" width=\"100%\">\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"100%\"><span class=\"ctitle\"> Weeda (Michael Weeda)<\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"100%\" align=\"right\">\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"3\" cellpadding=\"2\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/snowflake.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/snowflake.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/snowflake.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/snowflake.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/snowflake.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/snowflake.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/snowflake.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/snowflake.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"200\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/weeda_alt.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<td width=\"20\"><\/td>\n<td width=\"330\" valign=\"top\">\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"2\" cellpadding=\"2\" width=\"100%\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"60\" height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Type:<\/td>\n<td>Ski<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Speed:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"170\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Skill:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"110\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Humor:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"80\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Adaptability:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"80\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Sobriety:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"195\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Stache:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"40\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">Overall:<\/td>\n<td>At nearly 8 feet tall, Weeda only knows what a stache looks like from above.  Cover your drink.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"3\" cellpadding=\"2\" width=\"550\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"background-color: #000000;\" colspan=\"3\" width=\"100%\">\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"100%\"><span class=\"ctitle\"> Filthy (Jack Campbell)<\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"100%\" align=\"right\">\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"3\" cellpadding=\"2\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/snowflake.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/snowflake.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/snowflake.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/snowflake.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"200\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/jack.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<td width=\"20\"><\/td>\n<td width=\"330\" valign=\"top\">\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"2\" cellpadding=\"2\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"60\" height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Type:<\/td>\n<td>Board<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Speed:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Skill:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"120\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Humor:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"130\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Adaptability:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Sobriety:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"130\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Stache:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"190\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">Overall:<\/td>\n<td>Generally an instigator of any type of bet, dropping $20&#8217;s is his favorite.  It was rumored he bet on WSU in 09 Apple Cup.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"3\" cellpadding=\"2\" width=\"550\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"background-color: #000000;\" colspan=\"3\" width=\"100%\">\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"100%\"><span class=\"ctitle\"> Vin (Vince Smith)<\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"100%\" align=\"right\">\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"3\" cellpadding=\"2\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/snowflake.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/snowflake.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/snowflake.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"200\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/vince.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<td width=\"20\"><\/td>\n<td width=\"330\" valign=\"top\">\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"2\" cellpadding=\"2\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"60\" height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Type:<\/td>\n<td>Board<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Speed:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"190\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Skill:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Humor:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"120\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Adaptability:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"160\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Sobriety:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"70\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Stache:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"160\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">Overall:<\/td>\n<td>Having suffered a concussion last year, Vin talks slightly different now, we haven&#8217;t told him yet.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"3\" cellpadding=\"2\" width=\"550\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"background-color: #000000;\" colspan=\"3\" width=\"100%\">\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"100%\"><span class=\"ctitle\"> Big Playa (Nate Collver)<\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"100%\" align=\"right\">\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"3\" cellpadding=\"2\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/snowflake.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/snowflake.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"200\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/nate.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<td width=\"20\"><\/td>\n<td width=\"330\" valign=\"top\">\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"2\" cellpadding=\"2\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"60\" height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Type:<\/td>\n<td>Ski<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Speed:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"30\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Skill:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"70\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Humor:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Adaptability:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"160\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Sobriety:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"110\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Stache:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"40\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">Overall:<\/td>\n<td>While not a huge pro at tearing up the slopes, Big Playa makes up with his uncanny sense of humor in controlled environments.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"3\" cellpadding=\"2\" width=\"550\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"background-color: #000000;\" colspan=\"3\" width=\"100%\">\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"100%\"><span class=\"ctitle\"> Pow Pow (Micah Beekely)<\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"100%\" align=\"right\">\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"3\" cellpadding=\"2\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/snowflake.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"200\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/powpow.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<td width=\"20\"><\/td>\n<td width=\"330\" valign=\"top\">\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"2\" cellpadding=\"2\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"60\" height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Type:<\/td>\n<td>Bored<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Speed:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Skill:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"195\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Humor:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"30\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Adaptability:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"8\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Sobriety:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"130\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\">Stache:<\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/profiles\/meter.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"70\" height=\"10\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"22\" align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">Overall:<\/td>\n<td>Quote:<em> &#8220;I&#8217;m not the asshole, you guys are the assholes.&#8221;<\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cobalt (Ryan Court) Type: Board Speed: Skill: Humor: Adaptability: Sobriety: Stache: Overall: Cobalt is walking proof that a slow foot doesn&#8217;t necessarily mean a slow board. SnowDog (Jason Graczyk) Type: Ski Speed: Skill: Humor: Adaptability: Sobriety: Stache: Overall: One of SnowDog&#8217;s slickest moves is working in billable hours on the trip. 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